WARNING: If you’re offended by adult humor, get out now.

After a couple years of marriage, the flame of Ken and Barbie’s passion had all but died. Ken, like many married men, had become consumed with putting on weight and collecting stuff. Barbie, however, was a high maintenance gal. A quickie once every 10 days or so wasn’t cutting it for her. She pressured Ken into accompanying her to see a sex therapist. Ken was hesitant, but Barbie guaranteed him the session wouldn’t interfere with either his eating or acquiring, so he agreed.

The sex therapist encouraged the couple to be more spontaneous. She also suggested games of the role playing type. Ken agreed to give it a try and promptly forgot about it.

Not so Barbie. A couple days after the session, Ken returned from work to find Barbie standing in a chair clad in nothing but a mask and cape.

“Super Pussy” Barbie proclaimed to the startled Ken.

After a moment’s thought, Ken replied “Baby, I think I’ll have the soup.”